You probably know it: children love to laugh and joke. And what better way to do this than with funny children’s jokes? A hearty giggle followed by bright eyes – that’s pure magic! In this blog post, we have put together the best and funniest jokes for children. Whether on a long car journey, at breakfast or just for in between – our jokes bring fun and good humor to every day. Take a look and find your favorite jokes that won’t just make your little ones smile. Ready for a round of child-friendly laughs?
The funniest children’s jokes – Let’s go!
- What does a pirate do on the computer?
He presses the Enter key! - Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Because you can see through them! - What is orange and runs through the forest?
A Wanderine! - What is a cookie doing under a tree?
Crumbs! - Why can’t sharks play basketball?
Because they are afraid of the net! - What is sitting in the tree and waving?
A hoo-hoo! - What do you call a fly in a submarine?
An underfly! - What do you call a crocodile with sunglasses?
SehKROK-O-Dil! - What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick! - Why can’t elephants operate computers?
Because they are afraid of the mouse! - A rabbit comes into the bakery and asks:
“Do you have any carrot cake?”
The baker replies: “No, sorry, we don’t have any.”
The next day, the rabbit comes back and asks again: “Do you have any carrot cake?”
The baker says again: “No, unfortunately not.”
This goes on for several days and finally the baker thinks to himself: “Now I’ll bake some carrot cake to make the rabbit happy.”
When the rabbit comes the next day and asks: “Do you have any carrot cake?”, the baker beams and proudly says: “Yes, we have some today!”
The rabbit grimaces and says: “Yuck, I don’t like carrots at all!” - A tourist drives through a small village and sees a man sitting in the middle of a field fishing. Astonished, he stops and asks:
“Excuse me, what are you doing there?”
The man looks up and says: “I’m fishing.”
The tourist laughs: “But there’s no lake here!”
The man grins: “So what? I’ve never caught any fish either!” - What do you get when you hug a snowman?
Cold hands! - A pupil is late for school. The teacher asks sternly:
“Why have you come now?”
The pupil replies: “I ran after the bus, but it was faster than me.”
The teacher reprimands him: “That’s no excuse! Next time you’d better take the next bus.”
The pupil smiles: “That’s not possible, it’s going even faster!” - In math class, the teacher asks:
“If I divide four apples between you eight students, what will each get?”
One student speaks up and says: “Trouble, because we’re fighting over the apples!” - A dog enters a butcher’s shop and places a purse on the counter. The butcher asks in astonishment:
“What would you like?”
The dog looks at the sausage behind the counter. The butcher assumes that the dog wants to buy a sausage, takes the money and gives him a sausage. The dog takes the sausage and walks out. Curious, the butcher follows him to a house. The dog presses the doorbell and a man opens the door. The butcher shouts: “Your dog is unbelievable!”
The man grumbles: “Unbelievable? That’s the third time this week he’s forgotten his key! - A man enters a library and says to the librarian:
“I’d like a burger and a Coke.”
The librarian whispers indignantly: “This is a library!”
The man looks around and then also whispers: “Oh, I’m sorry. I’d like a burger and a Coke.”
Do you have a great joke that’s missing from our collection? Let us know in the comments!
