Children’s laughter is simply infectious! To keep the little ones giggling, we have put together a new collection of funny jokes for children. Whether at home, in the playground or as an ice-breaker at a children’s birthday party – these new jokes are guaranteed to put a smile on children’s faces. Let yourself be surprised and discover new favorites that the whole family can laugh at!
Here we go with the best jokes for kids – part 2!
The funniest children’s jokes – Let’s go!
- Teacher: “Why are you late again?”
Pupil: “Because you said the early bird catches the worm. I didn’t want to disturb the worm.” - A teacher asks: “Why didn’t you write your essay?”
Student: “I typed all the sentences on my computer, but then the mouse burned out with the sentences.” - Mom: “Honey, why does the dog look so sad?”
Child: “Because I’m not allowed to take him to kindergarten.”
Mom: “But dogs don’t go to kindergarten!”
Child: “That’s exactly what I told him. But he just doesn’t believe me!” - Fritzchen: “Dad, why are all the textbooks so thick?”
Dad: “Because the teachers can’t decide what’s really important!” - Teacher: “Fritzchen, what’s the worst thing that can happen to you during a class test?”
Fritzchen: “That you wake me up!” - Two balloons are talking to each other. One says: “I’m really having a flat day!” The other replies: “It’ll pass, you just have to take a deep breath!”
- Two clouds float in the sky. One says: “I’m really loaded!” The other: “I’ve already noticed that it’s thundering in your house!”
- Two mirrors on the wall. One says: “I think you look really good!” The other: “Thanks, that’s just my opinion.”
- Two pillows on the bed. One says: “I really need to relax.” The other one: “Then take a nap.”
- Two snowflakes fall from the sky. One says: “Where are you going?” The other: “I want to go south! None of us will stay there.”
- Two CDs are lying on a table. Says one: “I’ll probably get old-fashioned soon.” The other: “Oh, we’ll just keep spinning until then!”
- Two books on the shelf. One says: “I’ve made myself fat today.” The other: “Then you should put down a few pages!”
- Two rolls in the oven. One says: “I’m getting too warm!” The other: “Hang on, we’re almost baked through!”
- A man goes to the doctor and says: “Doctor, I think I’m invisible.”
The doctor looks around: “Who is this?” - Two tomatoes meet on the way to the sauce factory. One says: “I’m really scared of what’s to come.”
The other: “Oh, don’t be like that, we’ll end up in the same pot anyway!” - A frog goes to the gym. Trainer: “What do you want to achieve?”
Frog: “I want to be able to squat better.” - A piece of toast looks sadly out of the toaster. A muffin asks: “What’s wrong?”
The toast: “I feel burnt out.” - A soap bubble floats through the air. If a child asks: “Where do you want to go?”
Bubble: “I want to go up high before I burst!” - Two cell phones are lying on the table. One asks: “Why are you so quiet?”
The other: “I’ve set it to silent – I need some peace and quiet too!” - A poodle goes to the hairdresser: “A haircut like a rock star, please.”
Hairdresser: “But that’s pretty messy.”
Poodle: “I know, I want to bark today!”
Well, haven’t you laughed enough yet? Then check back with us regularly, because we will keep publishing new jokes for children. Do you have a great children’s joke of your own that you would like to share with us? Then write it in the comments – we look forward to every contribution and guarantee that the little ones will love it!
Laughter unites and simply makes you happy. So, here we go: Tell the new jokes to your children and enjoy a time of fun and laughter together!
