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Children’s laughter is simply infectious! To keep the little ones giggling, we have put together a new collection of funny jokes for children<\/em>. Whether at home, in the playground or as an ice-breaker at a children’s birthday party – these new jokes are guaranteed to put a smile on children’s faces. Let yourself be surprised and discover new favorites that the whole family can laugh at! <\/p>\n

Here we go with the best jokes for kids – part 2!<\/p>\n

The funniest children’s jokes – Let’s go!<\/strong><\/h2>\n
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  1. Teacher: “Why are you late again?”
    \nPupil: “Because you said the early bird catches the worm. I didn’t want to disturb the worm.”<\/li>\n
  2. A teacher asks: “Why didn’t you write your essay?”
    \nStudent: “I typed all the sentences on my computer, but then the mouse burned out with the sentences.”<\/li>\n
  3. Mom: “Honey, why does the dog look so sad?”
    \nChild: “Because I’m not allowed to take him to kindergarten.”
    \nMom: “But dogs don’t go to kindergarten!”
    \nChild: “That’s exactly what I told him. But he just doesn’t believe me!”<\/li>\n
  4. Fritzchen: “Dad, why are all the textbooks so thick?”
    \nDad: “Because the teachers can’t decide what’s really important!”<\/li>\n
  5. Teacher: “Fritzchen, what’s the worst thing that can happen to you during a class test?”
    \nFritzchen: “That you wake me up!”<\/li>\n
  6. Two balloons are talking to each other. One says: “I’m really having a flat day!” The other replies: “It’ll pass, you just have to take a deep breath!” <\/li>\n
  7. Two clouds float in the sky. One says: “I’m really loaded!” The other: “I’ve already noticed that it’s thundering in your house!” <\/li>\n
  8. Two mirrors on the wall. One says: “I think you look really good!” The other: “Thanks, that’s just my opinion.” <\/li>\n
  9. Two pillows on the bed. One says: “I really need to relax.” The other one: “Then take a nap.” <\/li>\n
  10. Two snowflakes fall from the sky. One says: “Where are you going?” The other: “I want to go south! None of us will stay there.” <\/li>\n
  11. Two CDs are lying on a table. Says one: “I’ll probably get old-fashioned soon.” The other: “Oh, we’ll just keep spinning until then!” <\/li>\n
  12. Two books on the shelf. One says: “I’ve made myself fat today.” The other: “Then you should put down a few pages!” <\/li>\n
  13. Two rolls in the oven. One says: “I’m getting too warm!” The other: “Hang on, we’re almost baked through!” <\/li>\n
  14. A man goes to the doctor and says: “Doctor, I think I’m invisible.”
    \nThe doctor looks around: “Who is this?”<\/li>\n
  15. Two tomatoes meet on the way to the sauce factory. One says: “I’m really scared of what’s to come.”
    \nThe other: “Oh, don’t be like that, we’ll end up in the same pot anyway!” <\/li>\n
  16. A frog goes to the gym. Trainer: “What do you want to achieve?”
    \nFrog: “I want to be able to squat better.” <\/li>\n
  17. A piece of toast looks sadly out of the toaster. A muffin asks: “What’s wrong?”
    \nThe toast: “I feel burnt out.” <\/li>\n
  18. A soap bubble floats through the air. If a child asks: “Where do you want to go?”
    \nBubble: “I want to go up high before I burst!” <\/li>\n
  19. Two cell phones are lying on the table. One asks: “Why are you so quiet?”
    \nThe other: “I’ve set it to silent – I need some peace and quiet too!” <\/li>\n
  20. A poodle goes to the hairdresser: “A haircut like a rock star, please.”
    \nHairdresser: “But that’s pretty messy.”
    \nPoodle: “I know, I want to bark today!”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Well, haven’t you laughed enough yet? Then check back with us regularly, because we will keep publishing new jokes for children<\/em>. Do you have a great children’s joke of your own that you would like to share with us? Then write it in the comments – we look forward to every contribution and guarantee that the little ones will love it! <\/p>\n

    Laughter unites and simply makes you happy. So, here we go: Tell the new jokes to your children and enjoy a time of fun and laughter together! <\/p>\n

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